The Mane is no more

Yes, that’s right. The Mane that I used to carry around has finally been taken off. No long hair, no Taliban beard. Here are a few answers to questions that I am fed up of answering to.

Q: Why did you take it off?
A: What’s your problem?

Q: Since when did you start growing your hair and beard?
A: I never started growing it, it grew on it’s own you moron. Well but if you really need to know, the last haircut was somewhere in Dec 2007 and I last shaved in May 2008.

Q: You cut you hair coz of your sisters wedding right?
A: Well to some extent, yes.

Q: Were you forced to do it?
A: No. I did it with my free will.

Q: But you said that you would not cut your hair till the end of 2009..
A: Ya, but who care? I make my own rules.. so too bad.

Q: What about the new look? Has it affected your sex appeal in a negative way?
A: I don’t know. I don’t think so. Do you feel like having sex with me right now? Well, the female fan following will be there even if I suddenly start growing hair in places where it has never grown before. But yes, I’ve been getting attention from the older women (married ones too) off late, but I’m not complaining.

Q: What about the women at home? How did they react?
A: Well my grandmom mentioned that she was happy that she could now see my entire face and now die in peace. My mom was happy too and it really did not matter to my sister. She does not need the FAQ’s like you morons. (Yes you! You who are reading this right now).

Q: Have you got any marriage proposals now?
A: No. I don’t need no marriage proposals. But, you can ask your wife if she wants to reconsider her decision.

Q: What about the people at work?
A: It never really mattered. Well some people got all excited, but we managed to calm them down.

Q: Do you intend to cut your hair in the near future.
A: No.

Q: What about the beard?
A: Hmmm.. not really sure. Will try some stunts with the razor before I leave the beard alone.

Well, that’s about it. If you have any more questions feel free to leave a comment and I shall respond to it if I am in the mood. Amen.

Grip, Ungrip. Contain, Refrain.

Look around. See the mess. Regress. Don’t confess.
Lead me to the edge. No need to show it to me. I feel disgusted.
Lie to me.

Denial. That what it’s all about.
False notions. False promises. More lies.
Mislead.

Burn. Hot in hell. This place it is.
Eat my mind. I’ve given up.
Burn. Fade. Die.

India SearchMasters Website

So this is it!

The India SearchMasters 2009 website is launched!

Nothing much to say, just check out the site. The only website I made till date that will not break in any, and I mean ANY browser! And, not a single table used for laying it out pure CSS and image sprites.

That’s all folks!