2007
08.18

Are Girls Bitches ???

This is an original post that made it to the original “Lovell Dies Crapsite” that used to be run long back during the college days.. It was live on 19-Feb-2004. Here is the Real thing once again…


9:30 am, 19th Feb 2004, This Brothel called Xavier’s. When the lecture heads nowhere and the lecturer sucks our brains, the sad instincts of mayhem creeps upon me and then God says, “Thou shall do an interview”. Sadly today, two suckers were placed on either side me and then LDC rose to the occasion. The topic raised was, “Are Girls Bitches?”.

LDC:

  So suckers, since you’ll have no work and don’t want to work, how about speaking about some royal shit. So what do you’ll think about the girls today?

Sucker #1:

  What do you mean, in general or in particular?

LDC:

  In general………..sucker.

Sucker #1:

  Ok, they are just simply bitches……….

(Sucker #2 interrupts)

Sucker #2:

  Most of them, not all…………..

(What Sucker #2 did not realize was that the lecturer was watching him and a chain of events led the lecturer to get totally pissed off and since Sucker #2 was caught talking (to a girl) and having no I-card and no hand book, he was disposed from the class. Now he has to deal with the principal………..lets pray for him).

LDC:

  Yes, Sucker #1, you were saying……..

Sucker #1:

  Ya, that’s what I meant (pointing to the girl who caused Sucker #2 to get thrown out), not all…………but most of them.

LDC:

  Hmmmm……….’not all’…..can you elaborate on that?

Sucker #1:

  I know about a few who are not at all bitches, they please me, but not in the bad sense.

LDC:

  Hmmmmmmm………..pleasure! So what kind of pleasure?

Sucker #1:

  Just the energy you feel when talking to a close friend…………nothing much.

(Suddenly this strange smell passed us. It did not Smell Like Teen Spirit at all, but rather like a fart. Thankfully a deodorant came to the rescue and the interview was resumed.)

LDC:

  So what do you think about Sucker #2? He got thrown out since he was talking to a girl, was it the girl’s fault?

Sucker #1:

  What do you think, wasn’t it? See what I meant by girls being bitches. Why wasn’t the girl thrown out too? Definition of a perfect bitch!

LDC:

  Hmmm…………something to think about.

(At this point, the lecturer came on her rounds. We put the interview on stand by and started to check out the lecturer’s velvet skirt. And guess what we noticed after that?………….hairy legs!!! She had more hair on her legs that Sucker #2).

LDC:

  Anyway………so the way you put it, girls are the source of all evil………not money………..is that true?

Sucker #1:

  No, not all evil………..but yes, definitely most of it.

LDC:

  So we should boycott the girls and start a gay club……….is that what you mean?

Sucker #1:

  What do you mean ‘start’? I’ve already made you treasurer of my club.

LDC:

  Oh! how nice. I’ll take the money and…………shove it up your ass!!!

Sucker #1:

  Hey thanks man. I’ll get a lot of pleasure if a guy does it.

At this moment, when Sucker #1 started to hit on me, I had to cut short the interview. So as we see, Sucker #2 fell victim to the female species and Sucker #1 has this strange problem on deciding whether he likes males or females.

During the interval, Sucker #1 was caught hitting on a girl, which brought bad reputation to his gay club and the big question is, “Is Sucker #1 a eunuch?”. This question is left to be answered.

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  1. You should may be start the same kinda thing arnd here too,.. and publish it. it would make an intersting post!

  2. Sure buddy.. anything u say!! :P

  3. really u r too good… when i write crap… people i know think have lost it… newaz this is inspiring…!

  4. Duh… It’s me after all.. What do you expect?!?!

  5. Bastard u put our shit interview here…….but facts cannot b changed……..btw ppl who dont know….dis interview did happen…..i dont know abt d hairy legged teacher….i wasnt very keen to check her out…..was being faithful to my gay community….no jokes

  6. the prof was fatima u jackass.. dnt u remember… sucker 2 was gettin turned on lookin at her.. like he always does!!!

  7. aaah may b…tot it had happened in ty…..dis is old shit now…

  8. nope man.. it was SY.. real old shit..

  9. dude need ur cell no.
    9823883534

  10. why?!?
    and which marlon are u?

    i know quite a few..

  11. what kind of sucker posts his mobile number on a Blog??

    • Untech savvy fellow man.. They dunno what blogs etc are. This country is still backward.

  12. Oh and he called you dude too!! LOL!!!