The Lovell Dies Crapsite

Alright.. All of us fart.. yeah, m talking bout that same stuff we all do all the time, some loud some silent.. others that stink and some that even kill..

The best farts are the ones that you let out without anyone knowing. Then everyone starts the blaming game. But better than those are the audible ones.

Dam!! Screw this post. I’m fed up.. I need to take a drop..

Another chapter to the hate diaries. Don’t you just love to hate the people around u? All wanna be somethings or another… Do u realize that all the people are controlled by the media and you do not find people who just be themselves! There are very few people out there who are really what they are and don’t care about what others may think about them.

Its an age where whatever comes on tv or the papers are considered to be the IN thing. Like wtf? so if ur wearing a nike t-shirt ur supposed to be cool, even though you may be a moron! well duh!! Aren’t there any smart people out there!!?!?!? The media is controlling the lay mans mind. Feeding him with information that is not necessarily true. Well I feel sad for these people.

You don’t come across people who stand up and be themselves no matter what others may say. It’s like a mob mentality nowadays. If someone does something and everyone does that same something; does that mean I have to do it also??! well??? wtf again.. just because everyone around smokes, doesn’t mean you have to smoke! All you weak people cave in, just because you don’t have the balls to be left out!! Its a real sad situation. People just don’t understand that some people can do what they want to do, and not do what the general public does, and yet be happy.

Few people stand out when it comes to the mob mentality factor. People who stand by the things they do and don’t feel ashamed to state that. The rest of you are enslaved by a brainwashing force known as the media. You just do what others want you to do and let them brainwash you to such an extent that you think what you do is right. Pathetic state of mind, you people do have.

Die you all….

This is an original post that made it to the original “Lovell Dies Crapsite” that used to be run long back during the college days.. It was live on 19-Feb-2004. Here is the Real thing once again…

(Sucker #2 interrupts)

(What Sucker #2 did not realize was that the lecturer was watching him and a chain of events led the lecturer to get totally pissed off and since Sucker #2 was caught talking (to a girl) and having no I-card and no hand book, he was disposed from the class. Now he has to deal with the principal………..lets pray for him).

(Suddenly this strange smell passed us. It did not Smell Like Teen Spirit at all, but rather like a fart. Thankfully a deodorant came to the rescue and the interview was resumed.)

(At this point, the lecturer came on her rounds. We put the interview on stand by and started to check out the lecturer’s velvet skirt. And guess what we noticed after that?………….hairy legs!!! She had more hair on her legs that Sucker #2).

At this moment, when Sucker #1 started to hit on me, I had to cut short the interview. So as we see, Sucker #2 fell victim to the female species and Sucker #1 has this strange problem on deciding whether he likes males or females.

During the interval, Sucker #1 was caught hitting on a girl, which brought bad reputation to his gay club and the big question is, “Is Sucker #1 a eunuch?”. This question is left to be answered.

So have you figured out that we all come into this world just to rot?! we, if u haven’t figured that out then, let me tell u.. We Do.. We all come here to rot.!!

Some of us may rot in the right place whereas others will rot in the wrong. At the end of the day we are all rotting! Think about it. It may all seem so good, but eventually we rot. Need evidence? Well we all are gonna die anyway, that means our cell are rotting, and u ultimately reach such a stage that your cells rot to fast and then you die!

Feels good to know the truth right.. Well, you cant help it.. Die all you mortals!

So this is an extract of how you make a Shit Cake… Please pretend you enjoyed it..
the me is me, lovell..

11:03 PM dude

m going for a shit

11:04 PM John: doit there itself dude

me: ok and il parcel it for u

John: ya sure get it man

we will have fun with it in office

me: then we can have it for brkfst

dessert

yum yum

John: fun it will be

i will get mine too

11:05 PM me: hybrid

John: we will have someone taste and tell whose is better

me: :D

hahahahhaa

cool

we can ask [someone whose name cannot be used]

my is non veg

mine*

John: mine is also non veg

me: amazing

chal man

11:06 PM m gonna go now

its half way out

John: [someone whose name cannot be used] will be the right person

run run

me: PONK

11:19 PM John: dude

how long

neway me going offline

11:20 PM me: took time man

was constipated

office food not nutricious

anyway

gonna slp now

u have a good sleep and a good shit tomoro morn

John: office food side effects

ok briyani tomorrw

me: dam..

11:21 PM il stick to fibre n veggies

John: fibres??

all the best

me: ok man
And that, my friends, is how its done!!