The Lovell Dies Crapsite

Foreword: Firstly, Chaddi = Underwear in English. Second, this post contains explicit content, so if you plan to argue with me regarding this post I shall sue you in turn.

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In the absence of the great Kotiman, one man steps in to keep the great city of Hyderabad safe. One man! One man with his one chaddi fights the evils of the city to make it a safe place for little girls to run around chasing butterflies.. That one man is me..Sadly the chaddi is lost..

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Koti: What is the goings on in the Hyderabaddd man?

Lovell: nothing much man.

Koti: u the takings care of the city for me?

Lovell: no man.. i lost my superhero chaddi.. so cant run out saving the city!!

Koti: dude thats such a lame reason..

Lovell: no man.. the other chaddis aint got no superhero powers

Koti: u dont need no chaddi to make u a super hero

Lovell: no man.. i aint gonna run around with my balls all over the place. i need that chaddi!!

Koti: u need balls to be a super hero man, not the chaddi

Lovell: yeah man.. but without the chaddi the balls aint gonna be intact. super heroes dnt let their balls hang

Koti: ok, but then u gotto find that chaddi

Lovell: i think Amaltas robbed it man.. off late his being climbing the stairs two at a time!! can u believe that!!!

Koti: whoaaaaaaaa, u need to get it from him! what if he is programming some reverse engineering technique to over throw u out ?

Lovell: dam!! withoug my super hero chaddi im nothing man!!

Koti: so u need to get it back

Lovell: so u want me to go take his pants off!?!? can u do it for me!??

Koti: anything to help u save the world man. anything

Lovell: alright.. as soon as u get back man. it will be much appreciated

Koti: deal

Lovell: done!! sealed!! and il make sure to keep you city safe

Koti: whooohooooooo

Lovell: then u can retire and rest in peace

Koti: i’d look fwd to that :)

Lovell: sure man!! thanks a billion

Koti: no problemo. u r welcome.

Please note: This post is not put up to offend any community in any manner. We are all individuals.

So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step-mom or something, was kind of a bitch and she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some natural forest or something. Since he was going, for like, something like more than 10 years or so, he decided to get his wife and his bro along. So that they could all chill out together. You know what I am saying.

But Dude, the forest was a reeeaal scary shit. Swear to god man. They had all the monkeys and devils and shit like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked with darts and bows and arrows and slowly learned to kick serious ass. So it was all cool.

But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe(Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, was our man, and also his bro, Laxman pissed or what. All the gods were with him. So anyways, you don’t mess with the gods. Do you? So, Ram and his bro get an army of monkeys. Dude, don’t ask me how they trained the damn monkeys. Just go along with me alright.

So yea, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangsta’s ass in his own hood. Anyways, by this time, their time’s up in the forest and anyways it ’s sorta boring you know. No TV or malls or clubs or no shit like that. So they decided to hitch a ride back home and when the people realize that our dude his bro and the wide are back home,they thought, well, you know at least they deserve lamps they lit the lamps also. So it was quite cool. pretty cool actually. You know will all those fireworks.

Really, they even had some local band play along with the fireworks and you know what dude, that the very first , no kidding… that was the very first music-synchronized fireworks. You know like the 4th of July stuff, but just , more cooler and stuff, you know. And, so dude, that was how, like , the festival started.

And they happily lived ever after.

Ok so i was walking the streets of Tolichowki, for you guys who dunno, Tolichowki is where I stay in Hyderabad… Back to the topic, I just crossed the road and then there there was an accident right in fronta me! There were these two punks who were speeding down the lane and directly entered the main road and slammed into a car proceeding in the opposite direction. Luckily for them, they did not bang head on.

So i stopped, had a look, and continued walking. Did not seem like they were badly hurt.I could have stopped and helped. But here’s where my mind comes into the picture.

My mind is rude and I acknowledge that! Guys who speed down the road deserve to slam into cars and fall on the roads! And I don’t care. My mind said “punks” and I continue walking.

Well.. welcome to the real world!!

Crazy kids, no sense. What do they think its the movies? where u can speed onto roads and do a 360 and expect to zoom again!?!? Well, in their dreams.. Such losers.

Let me go on to insult the so called normal/regular human being. Well if you have a look, the world is full of posers. They just aint being themselves. Everyone is just trying to be someone else. And, if you be yourself they will force you to be someone else also! Same thing with those punks who slammed into the car. They were not being themselves.

Now, if you are still reading this, I must warn you, I’m gonna be very rude. So if you can’t take crap onto the chest then I advise you to leave now.

Everyone want to be a movie star. Lousy idiots. They think the stuff that goes on in the movies are true. Well grow up morons! There was this guy in the aeroplane the other day who thought he was some kinda movie star, I could not help lauging on his face. I mean, he looked so gay. When did men start having facials?!?! The guy’s face was loaded with make up!! Die you metrosexuals. Bringing a bad name to real men.

All that fancy make up and crap is just for the tv.. You try it out for real and then expect people not to laugh on you face?!? Gimme a break!!

I’m gonna continue to insult stuff that does not fancy me. Try and stop me. If I dont like something I’m gonna tell you i dont like it. So if you don’t like what you just read then BACK OFF!!!