Please note: This post is not put up to offend any community in any manner. We are all individuals.

So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step-mom or something, was kind of a bitch and she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some natural forest or something. Since he was going, for like, something like more than 10 years or so, he decided to get his wife and his bro along. So that they could all chill out together. You know what I am saying.

But Dude, the forest was a reeeaal scary shit. Swear to god man. They had all the monkeys and devils and shit like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked with darts and bows and arrows and slowly learned to kick serious ass. So it was all cool.

But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe(Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, was our man, and also his bro, Laxman pissed or what. All the gods were with him. So anyways, you don’t mess with the gods. Do you? So, Ram and his bro get an army of monkeys. Dude, don’t ask me how they trained the damn monkeys. Just go along with me alright.

So yea, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangsta’s ass in his own hood. Anyways, by this time, their time’s up in the forest and anyways it ‘s sorta boring you know. No TV or malls or clubs or no shit like that. So they decided to hitch a ride back home and when the people realize that our dude his bro and the wide are back home,they thought, well, you know at least they deserve lamps they lit the lamps also. So it was quite cool. pretty cool actually. You know will all those fireworks.

Really, they even had some local band play along with the fireworks and you know what dude, that the very first , no kidding… that was the very first music-synchronized fireworks. You know like the 4th of July stuff, but just , more cooler and stuff, you know. And, so dude, that was how, like , the festival started.

And they happily lived ever after.

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  1. Lovell… The Dude :P

  2. Back OFF!!!

  3. LOL this is exactly the version i wanted!
    tried readin the actual stuff tho cudnt understd anythin
    this rocks!!!

  4. could I have a longer version of the “So yea, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangsta’s ass in his own hood. ” ?
    I kinda like, you know, digg action movies…

  5. No man.. not happening..
    i ain’t into action.
    besides, a lot of kids read this blog.. can’t put up graphic content!!

  6. U definitely ought to get this printed…i think u have a gift for modern theology!!

  7. i do have the gift. its called a brain :D

  8. dude this post is definitely inspired!! or maybe its just a co incidence…

    one guy who was an ABCD explained ramayan to his bro dis way..he goes about sayin “dude dont ask me how they trained the goddamned monkeys..but they could fight”

  9. yeah man.. i moderated it so it dsnt hurt the sentiments of any community..

  10. Anna ,this is awesome!

  11. oh yes it is!! :D