The Lovell Dies Crapsite

Well, I wasn’t in the mood to write as soon as the train left Hyderabad, but now I am. So here goes.

I’m in Hubli. The train has halted here for like forever. I’m listening to ‘Free’ by Powerman 5000, passing time on Google Maps with GPS and staring back at people who stare at me. Now don’t blame me just because I got a huge beard, a bag in the hand and act suspicious. Haha, it’s fun scaring people. Everyone is so afraid of dying.

There are a bunch of Goan uncles on the train. In their late 50’s for sure, but young at heart. They keep making fun of people in the train, in konkani. Goan uncles, they are always funny characters. Eat, drink, crack jokes, etc. If I’m not mistaken they are drinking whisky on the train.

The previous night was crazy. Everyone fighting for seats, but the TC comes and shows all of these people that his balls are the biggest and sets everything right. It was a real tiring day at work, had to play two CS (Counterstrike) games before leaving. Now our team gotta play Danny’s team. The thing you can do at the work place! I luuurrrvvvee my job!

Ah, the train has finally decided to move. should be another 4 hours and I will get to kiss Goan soil. Then I shall eat all kinds of meat. If it moves, I’ll eat it. Non-veg paradise here I come.

Uncles in the train are indeed boozing. They bought some sweets off the platform. Damn, I’m such a loser, I forgot to take anything for my folks. Hey, but I’m taking myself back, so what more? :P

I See
I Feel
I Hate

Refrain
No Gain
No Faith

Consume
Proclaim
Dispose

Forgive
Receive
No Remose

Go
Let it Blow
An Empty Space
Fuck!

Bleed, the Scars Created
Left, the Signs, the Carnage, the Hatered
Step, into the Darkness
Guns, Suicide, Lead the Mind, Faithless

I Saw
I Felt
I Hated

Stepped
Into
The darkness

Consumed
Proclaimed
Disposed

Forgiven
Accepted
Die

[Please note: If you find religion a touchy topic, then please LEAVE now.]

Yesterday Danny and I headed off to ‘Club 8′ for some booze, heavy metal and to discuss Counterstrike strategies. Well that was that. Sadly contents of the discussion do not get published. :P

I then go to the urinal to unload all those glasses of vodka I had consumed. So I’m there taking a leak and suddenly a guy next to me say, “Are you a Muslim?”

Wtf? When did I get circumcised?? :P Just kidding you morons!!
Ok, back to the serious stuff.

[Please note, I do not get offended if anyone calls me a Muslim or a Jew or whatever. You can call me anything besides maharashtran..]

So here is the conversation:

• Moron: Are you a Muslim?
• Me (Thanks to all the booze in my blood): Do you have a problem with that? I mean, if you do we can settle it right here.
• Moron: No dude, no. I didn’t mean to offend you. I was just asking because of the beard.
• Me (adjusting my scapular, which looks like a tabeez): So if I have a beard and you call me a Muslim I’m supposed to get offended??
• Moron (now suddenly peeing extra and almost ready to cry): Er, no dude no..
• Me (on the verge of bursting into some extreme laughter): I’m a Roman Catholic man and I was just messing with you and I don’t care what creed you belong to.

I walk out and think, bl**dy f*cking Indian. Which brings me to the next part.

You see we talk about about what a great nation we are and all that. But the brains of the people in this country are already hardwired to loads of crap and they will never be able to change.

I don’t wanna take sides here, because personally I beleive all the sides are majorly screwed up. People are so attached to their creed and ready to kill the other just like that. No one even thinks of the consequences. Like, oh they borke our temple, lets go break their mosque. Oh they broke our mosque, lets burn their temple. Wtf?

I think everyone in this country should just take their creed and flush it down the loo. Screw, I don’t even wanna talk about this crap right now.

If you wanna discuss this with me then feel free to stop me anywhere and we shall discuss this over a glass of booze (which is on me).

Oh, that guy in the urinal, the look of his face… hahahaha.. that was so funny!