Lovell Dies Crapsite

Nothing needs to be said…

10:30 PM
John: dude
me: tell me man
10:31 PM
John: man
me: tell me dude
John: dude
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John: dude
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10:32 PM
John: man
me: tell me dude
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10:33 PM
John: man
me: tell me dude
John: dude
10:35 PM
me: tell me man
John: man
10:36 PM
me: tell me dude
10:37 PM
John: dude
me: tell me man
10:38 PM
John: man
me: tell me dude
10:39 PM
John: dude
me: tell me man
10:40 PM
John: man
me: tell me dude
10:43 PM
John: dude
10:44 PM
me: tell me man
10:45 PM
John: man
10:49 PM
me: tell me dude
10:50 PM
John: dude
me: tell me man
10:51 PM
John: man

10 minutes

11:01 PM
me: tell me dude
11:02 PM
John: dude

25 minutes

11:27 PM
me: tell me man
11:28 PM
John: man
11:30 PM
me: tell me dude
John: dude
11:31 PM
me: tell me man
John: man
11:33 PM
me: tell me dude
11:34 PM
John: dude
11:37 PM
me: tell me man
11:38 PM
John: man

9 minutes

11:47 PM
me: tell me dude
John: dude

5 minutes

11:53 PM
me: tell me man
John: man
me: tell me dude
John: dude
11:54 PM
me: tell me man
John: man
11:58 PM
me: tell me dude
John: dude
me: tell me man
11:59 PM
John: man
12:01 AM
me: tell me dude
12:03 AM
John: dude

5 minutes

12:09 AM
me: tell me man

Please Note: For those of you who don’t know, me is Lovell and John is John.

John: did it happen today morning

me: yes, but not that smooth
i haven’t been eating leafy veggies
so the flow isn’t that good
will work on it..
how was your dropping session?

John: it was smooth dude
drink lot of water that helps a lot

me: dam! u luck b*****d!!
ok il go get myself a bottle later
but i thought the water comes out from the opposite end..
i meant other end
u know..

John: yes, but it helps in lubrication

me: which end do u drink the water from??

John: thats a secret
cant reveal it now

me: dam.. so u want me to suffer every morning!!
how bad is that!

John: there are few things in life which you don’t get easily

me: and that wud be?

John: THE SECRET

me: il just use a vacuum cleaner and suck it all out if it continues this way!!

John: i prefer not to use machines

me: finger?

John: not mine

me: then?

John: anyone who is ready to finger

me: hahahahahahaaaa
maybe i should get a calf to lick suck on my backside
i mean, only suck

John: animal rights ppl may have an issue with it

me: then maybe i should get one of those animal rights guys to finger me

John: that would be perfect

me: by any chance… r u part of the animal rights group?

John: no dude, i am a part of animal lefts

me: dam!! maybe il just try and drop now and sit in it till evening..

John: hahaha
do that

me: and then il go and sit on he who we refuse to name’s lap
and give him a lap dance

John: hahahahahha

me: or maybe il give u a lap dance and u can finger me and clean up any clogging..

John: not happening dude
i don’t use my fingers for me or anyone
may be u should give a demo
he who we refuse to name would be happy

me: no way man!! no way!!
that wud be torture for me!!
all the droppings that were on the way out wud rush back inside and hide for dear life!!!

John: hahahaha

So this is an extract of how you make a Shit Cake… Please pretend you enjoyed it..
the me is me, lovell..

11:03 PM dude

m going for a shit

11:04 PM John: doit there itself dude

me: ok and il parcel it for u

John: ya sure get it man

we will have fun with it in office

me: then we can have it for brkfst

dessert

yum yum

John: fun it will be

i will get mine too

11:05 PM me: hybrid

John: we will have someone taste and tell whose is better

me:

hahahahhaa

cool

we can ask [someone whose name cannot be used]

my is non veg

mine*

John: mine is also non veg

me: amazing

chal man

11:06 PM m gonna go now

its half way out

John: [someone whose name cannot be used] will be the right person

run run

me: PONK

11:19 PM John: dude

how long

neway me going offline

11:20 PM me: took time man

was constipated

office food not nutricious

anyway

gonna slp now

u have a good sleep and a good shit tomoro morn

John: office food side effects

ok briyani tomorrw

me: dam..

11:21 PM il stick to fibre n veggies

John: fibres??

all the best

me: ok man
And that, my friends, is how its done!!