I’ll tell Mama!!!
- Jolene [Whenever I do some crap]
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FAATTLLIIAAANNN!!!
- Joaquim aka Maddogg.. [During Counter Strike night sessions, when taking a guy down from behind]
- Fatlian = Behind [In Konkani]
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Paul, you should run to the front of the aircraft, bang on the cockpit door and scream “ALLAH HOO AKBAR”!!
- Jayasree to Paul [On the aircraft from Hyderabad to Chennai]
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If we both direct our susu onto the same spot on this wall, maybe we could make a hole in it!
- Me, to Srijay [On a late night gaming session when we decided to pee on a wall instead of using the toilet]
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Aaj mera Bad Luck hi kharab hai!
- Random Guy on Bombay road.
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Tejal: I’m hungry.
Lovell: I’m Lovell.
- Me [Everytime Tejal says she’s hungry]
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Bring your own towel, your own bedsheet and your own underwear.. I won’t allow you to wear mine!
- Lesley [On me going to Bengaluru for the Megadeth/Machinehead concert]
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Chooiiiieee!! [Can be used multiple times, mostly used by me]
- Once used by players of our PVC team.
- If used by goalkeeper it means: Fall back there is a free foward lurking around
- If used by foward: Pass the ball, I’m free
- If used by midfielder: Be alert goddammitt!!!
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When I don’t call home for quite a while.
Mama: You’re not even calling to inquire how we are, what if we were dead?
Me: If you’ll died I’d get the news anyway! 
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Me: Gimme a kiss.
Luanne: No!
Me: Gimme two kisses.
Luanne: NOOOO!!!
Me: Ok, either gimme two kisses on the left cheek or one kiss on the right cheek.
Luanne (after little thinking): I’ll give you one kiss.
(I get my kiss.)
Me: Haha, I fooled you!
Luanne: Mamaaaaa…!!!!!
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Kya bhanawat hai!!!
- John in the US, when some super hot woman passed our path.
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