Apr 10

(This is a true story that happened on 5th Dec 2003 between 8pm and 4am. This is real old shit hand picked from the archives…)

December 5th 2003, a quiet evening, stars in the sky, Christmas carols echoing throughout the neighborhood. Not always does the day come when metal fans get what they want, when dopers get what they need, when starved unnourished souls get vitamins and syrups, and when people get sacrificed. A weird atmosphere engulfed the surroundings of BTF - 6, Chandranath Apartments, Mapusa.

Not many people were there. Just a few, a few who mattered were present. Just around six people excluding the host. Three rockers and three dopers, of which all were hungry - some for food, others for blood. There was no special Birthday Cake, the only thing that did get cut was the birthday boy, and man he did bleed hard. Blood splattered all around the house, the victim quietly bearing the immense pain. A timely introduction of a waterproof band aid was the savior of the moment.

Initially Sepultura set the ambiance with ‘Roots’. Old friends did some catch up. The script of a movie was reviewed. Then came the dose of Pantera. Rockers head banged and tried to break necks. Though no necks broke, the attempt was worth it. The not so divine intervention of food saved the rockers. Seven people consumed a meal cooked for twenty. With all due respect to the mom who made it possible (Daniel’s mom of course). Those poor chickens who sacrificed their lives for the auspicious day should be now somewhere near the pearly gates of heaven along with the other billions and St. Peter.

Dessert was gobbled down in a matter of seconds. Seven spoons in one single gigantic bowl. The Alphonso mango ice-cream was consumed like a carcass feasted upon by hungry vultures. Then came the period in which all the minds were cooled off and some freaks started to make music videos. A web-cam, a Pentium III, some 256MB RAM made possible some really weird and rather depressing but energetic music videos. Sorry to say that only a limited few will have access to these videos.

What happened next was out of the blues. Four people left. They had had enough. But they went smiling. Left back were three old pals. A rocker, a freak and another rocker. They discussed topics which are too sensitive to be written and tortured and murdered a few mosquitoes. Before long the freak left and one rocker washed dishes, while the other just listen to his shit and offered some shit of his own. The washing of the dishes got over, but the talking went on till around 3:45 am and by 4 am, the two rockers lay dead.

Mar 11

My suicidal letter to my sis would sound somewhat like this:


“Yo.. Me goin to bengaLOOru for the Megadeth/Machinehead concert. Will be there from 13-15th of this month..

Don’t tel the folks, they’l get hyper 4 no reason..

Incase i die enroute or get killed in a moshpit den let the folks kno i died a martyr.

Ur nominee of all my bank accounts so ul be rich. N my company will give you a nice price for my dead body, so collect that and go for world tour..

Ah, and last bury me in the old hall n play EMPTY WORDS by DEATH for my funeral..

And tell my female fan following not to resort to suicide incase i die..

Amen.

And incase i dnt die, i’l bring u back a smelly metal tshirt.”


Added by the Poop:
I love you too peeku, love, MM, baby brother!
and happy headbanging _\m/ metal rules

Aug 21

If you need a live concert, then you need Slayer. The Daddies of Thrash Metal.. Oh ya and did i say they are good?? Well they are!!

They ain’t your silly lousy crap band. These guys really perform like as though it’s another day in the office. This audio extract is like one of the best. Listen to Tom Araya get pissed off with the security guys beating up the fans and vice-versa. Well thats so cool right. But keep in mind you can seriously get killed at a Slayer concert.

And the worst part is that Slayer has been banned in India.. Hahahaha… Like wtf??!?! And their album Christ Illusion was banned and the records were burnt in public. That’s even more funny, considering that these crazy people first bought the albums!!! Losers!!

My take on Slayer is that they are the best around. The guys have been around since 1981 and have never lost their original style. Slayer in 2007 is the same Slayer as that of 1981. Not like the other lousy bands around.

Oh ya.. and they do win video of the year awards, they do talk bout the terrorist’s point of view for 9/11, they do talk bout religion and kill it. But thats Slayer and they are not here to please you!