The Lovell Dies Crapsite » Shit http://crap.lovelldsouza.com Loads and loads of crap! Sat, 30 Jul 2011 19:54:02 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Tom Araya warns the Security and Fans http://crap.lovelldsouza.com/2007/08/21/tom-araya-warns-the-security-and-fans/ http://crap.lovelldsouza.com/2007/08/21/tom-araya-warns-the-security-and-fans/#comments Tue, 21 Aug 2007 19:09:12 +0000 Lovell http://crap.lovelldsouza.com/?p=10

If you need a live concert, then you need Slayer. The Daddies of Thrash Metal.. Oh ya and did i say they are good?? Well they are!!

They ain’t your silly lousy crap band. These guys really perform like as though it’s another day in the office. This audio extract is like one of the best. Listen to Tom Araya get pissed off with the security guys beating up the fans and vice-versa. Well thats so cool right. But keep in mind you can seriously get killed at a Slayer concert.

And the worst part is that Slayer has been banned in India.. Hahahaha… Like wtf??!?! And their album Christ Illusion was banned and the records were burnt in public. That’s even more funny, considering that these crazy people first bought the albums!!! Losers!!

My take on Slayer is that they are the best around. The guys have been around since 1981 and have never lost their original style. Slayer in 2007 is the same Slayer as that of 1981. Not like the other lousy bands around.

Oh ya.. and they do win video of the year awards, they do talk bout the terrorist’s point of view for 9/11, they do talk bout religion and kill it. But thats Slayer and they are not here to please you!

]]> http://crap.lovelldsouza.com/2007/08/21/tom-araya-warns-the-security-and-fans/feed/ 0 Are Girls Bitches ??? http://crap.lovelldsouza.com/2007/08/18/are-girls-bitches/ http://crap.lovelldsouza.com/2007/08/18/are-girls-bitches/#comments Sat, 18 Aug 2007 17:44:15 +0000 Lovell http://crap.lovelldsouza.com/?p=6 This is an original post that made it to the original “Lovell Dies Crapsite” that used to be run long back during the college days.. It was live on 19-Feb-2004. Here is the Real thing once again…

9:30 am, 19th Feb 2004, This Brothel called Xavier’s. When the lecture heads nowhere and the lecturer sucks our brains, the sad instincts of mayhem creeps upon me and then God says, “Thou shall do an interview”. Sadly today, two suckers were placed on either side me and then LDC rose to the occasion. The topic raised was, “Are Girls Bitches?”.

LDC:

   So suckers, since you’ll have no work and don’t want to work, how about speaking about some royal shit. So what do you’ll think about the girls today?

Sucker #1:

   What do you mean, in general or in particular?

LDC:

   In general………..sucker.

Sucker #1:

   Ok, they are just simply bitches……….

(Sucker #2 interrupts)

Sucker #2:

   Most of them, not all…………..

(What Sucker #2 did not realize was that the lecturer was watching him and a chain of events led the lecturer to get totally pissed off and since Sucker #2 was caught talking (to a girl) and having no I-card and no hand book, he was disposed from the class. Now he has to deal with the principal………..lets pray for him).

LDC:

   Yes, Sucker #1, you were saying……..

Sucker #1:

   Ya, that’s what I meant (pointing to the girl who caused Sucker #2 to get thrown out), not all…………but most of them.

LDC:

   Hmmmm……….’not all’…..can you elaborate on that?

Sucker #1:

   I know about a few who are not at all bitches, they please me, but not in the bad sense.

LDC:

   Hmmmmmmm………..pleasure! So what kind of pleasure?

Sucker #1:

   Just the energy you feel when talking to a close friend…………nothing much.

(Suddenly this strange smell passed us. It did not Smell Like Teen Spirit at all, but rather like a fart. Thankfully a deodorant came to the rescue and the interview was resumed.)

LDC:

   So what do you think about Sucker #2? He got thrown out since he was talking to a girl, was it the girl’s fault?

Sucker #1:

   What do you think, wasn’t it? See what I meant by girls being bitches. Why wasn’t the girl thrown out too? Definition of a perfect bitch!

LDC:

   Hmmm…………something to think about.

(At this point, the lecturer came on her rounds. We put the interview on stand by and started to check out the lecturer’s velvet skirt. And guess what we noticed after that?………….hairy legs!!! She had more hair on her legs that Sucker #2).

LDC:

   Anyway………so the way you put it, girls are the source of all evil………not money………..is that true?

Sucker #1:

   No, not all evil………..but yes, definitely most of it.

LDC:

   So we should boycott the girls and start a gay club……….is that what you mean?

Sucker #1:

   What do you mean ‘start’? I’ve already made you treasurer of my club.

LDC:

   Oh! how nice. I’ll take the money and…………shove it up your ass!!!

Sucker #1:

   Hey thanks man. I’ll get a lot of pleasure if a guy does it.

At this moment, when Sucker #1 started to hit on me, I had to cut short the interview. So as we see, Sucker #2 fell victim to the female species and Sucker #1 has this strange problem on deciding whether he likes males or females.

During the interval, Sucker #1 was caught hitting on a girl, which brought bad reputation to his gay club and the big question is, “Is Sucker #1 a eunuch?”. This question is left to be answered.

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